Pictures

Ok, so here we go. I’ve had a lot of different things on this page before, but that was when I was scared to put up my pictures for fear of what some people would say. Now, I just don’t give a damn. Hell, I was big, I lost weight, I found most of it back and now I’m on my journey to lose all that I gained and finally get down to my goal weight. So, now, I’m comfortable with me….so I don’t mind people looking at some of my before pics. Although, sometimes I just laugh at them because they are just damn funny.

You know the funny thing? When I gained the weight back, I still didn’t gain it back in a funky way. I’m still sexy as hell, there is just more sexiness to go around. So, this time, I just decided to put up a bunch of pictures in sort of a time line and let that tell the story of my weight.

This is me when I was born. I was born 10 lbs. 13 oz. I guess it was all head.

I was almost 1 on this picture. There’s that head again. And, you all wonder why I keep my hair long.

Now was I the cutest little innocent thing you ever saw?

I was in the 1st grade here. Lawd hammercy look at dem big ole’ teefs.

I think I was in the 3rd grade right here. I’m not too sure though. There are those teeth again.

Ok, even then I was eating.

6th grade graduation day. I even swore I was sexy back then.

Ok, this was my 13th birthday! My family was so mean to me!! They attacked me with water balloons. It’s funny because I actually remember this day. And, who in the hell let me outta tha house with that damn shirt on?!!

This is me when I was 16. I had just had my daughter that I was holding. She was about 3 days old. I was 270 lbs. right here.

I was about 17 right here. I was even doing my baby items then. I had a baby blanket that I was doing.

I was about 18 right here. I don’t know why I was shooting the bird on here. It had to be a friend because I would not have dared to do this around my family. Anyway, I just put this one on here because I wouldn’t even mind going back to this size. I had to be like 300 right here. But, luckily, you could never really tell how much I weigh. But, I was still sexy right here too.

I was around 23 here. I was bigger than this picture looks. It’s just that my 1st fiancée was in this picture and I had to cut him out. So, you don’t really get the full effect. But, this was the first picture I ever took that I thought I looked sexy in. So, I thought I’d add it.

Well, this is what I did best. This was the time when I was my biggest. Now, even though I started weighing myself when I was around 540, I guesstimate that I was about 560 here. This was before I ever started to lose the weight.

This was about that same time. I was still eating. If I’m not mistaken, this was either Easter or just a Sunday dinner. I don’t know why they caught me eating on both occasions. And, it’s weird because I had never liked having my picture taken, so these were very rare at this time.

This was my absolute heaviest. I think I was at least 575 here…..thus the meaning of “having to lose damn near 400 pounds”. My goal weight is 175 and when I get to that, I would have lost 400 pounds. This picture was taken in March of 1998.

I just thought I was too sexy. This was around my birthday in 2002.

This was around the same time. I was acting like I was in deep thought.

This was about 2003. Why was I smiling so hard?

I just dyed my hair for the first time. Actually, I highlighted it. But, I just thought I was doing the damn thing. I had started to lose weight by this time.

I call this my Kelly Price pose.

Ok, in actuality, I was just showing off my engagement ring when I was going to marry my 3rd fiancée.

I thought I was sexy as hell on this picture.

Ok, this is the ONLY full body picture I have ever allowed to be taken of me. This was back in the beginning of 2004. I was about 480 here.

This was about June of 2004. I was about 460 here I believe. Although, I’m not 100% sure. But, let me tell you about this picture. Anyway, I got pissed off at him and woke up, looked at him and was like…... So, I got up, got dressed and headed to Chattanooga, Tennessee. I had never been there and I had always wanted to go. Well, this particular picture was in Rock City. It was the part where you could see 7 states from this one point. I couldn’t go through the whole thing because I guess I thought I was skinny. Well, my knees and my rolls reminded me just how big I was. My knees were like…. Needless to say, I came home after going to a lot of places and going shopping and he was gone for the day. But, evidently he was looking for me all day, so when he found out I was home, he was there about 10 minutes later. I just had a ball and I went all by myself. Anyway, I was still losing here too. One day, I got pissed off at Beezie. We were still living together then.

singing* “I’m too sexy for my shirt….too sexy for my shirt….so sexy it huuuuuuuuuurts” Don’t I look like a biker chick?

Don’t I look so innocent?

Yeah, yeah, yeah….I know it’s blurry. Anyway, I just added this one to try to add more of a “body” picture up and to show all the hips my Mama blessed us in the family with.

These pictures were the most recent ones. I took them the 3rd week in March 2006. I was just having fun doing my “web cam photo shoot”.

Getting into my white T.

Why do I always look so serious?

Probably because I think I’m sexy.

Kind of shy and confident.

I’m getting pissed look….

My “don’t fuck wit me” look. I swear I’m hard.

I don’t know why, but I think this is the prettiest one. I just had to include it. Then I started singing….”Yep in my white T….yep in my white T”

Just smaller ones on the same day.I swore I was America’s next top model.

About an hour before my cousin dyed my hair!!

Ya girl is a redhead now!!!

The second time my cousin got to my hair!!! Now this shit is fire!!!! I’m doin the damn thang!!!!

Gotta love those eyebrows!!

Have you ever seen someone so cute?

I like this one because it looks like I had my hair in pony tails. I thought it was cute!

It’s all about the Pradas baby!!!!

Now this one is SUPER HOT to me!!! I’m not doing the damn thang!!! Now if someone could just take my camera phone away from me in the car, I should be ok to drive. The last 7 pics are me in my car!